-By Mom and Dad
* Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
* I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
* Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
* Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
* The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
* Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
* You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
* Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
* Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
* I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
* Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
* Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
* The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
* Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
* You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
* Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
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