* All stressed out and no one to choke!
* All that glitters has a high refractive index.
* All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
* Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
* Caution: I drive like you do.
* Forget about world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
* Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
* Help Wanted – Telepath. You know where to apply.
* How far can you open your mind before your brains fall out?
* I fish! Therefore, I lie.
* Karaoke. Ancient Japanese for: Tone Deaf
* Lead me not into temptation. I know my way.
* Milk Sucks. Got Beer?
* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
* Only Borrow Money from Pessimists. They Don't Expect it Back.
* Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
* Save California! When you leave take someone with you.
* Thank you for keeping this a work-free environment.
* To err is human. To really foul things up requires computers.
* Veni Vidi Velcro: I came, I saw, I got stuck.
* Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other chinese words)
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