Funny Sniglets

Alfred Hitchcooking - the act of stabbing the frozen peas to get them to cook faster.

an udder failure - a cow that doesn't give milk

bawlroom - a hospital nursery

Bruise Lee - an inept martial-arts student

chirpes - a canarial disease, no tweetment

cinemuck - popcorn, soda, and candy that covers the floors of movie theaters

fobia - the fear of misspelled words

genderplex - trying to determine from the cutesy pictures which restroom to use

giraffiti - vandalous spray-painting really high up

lullabouy - an idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep

mallennium - a thousand years of shopping

Planned Parrothood - charitable foundation whose purpose is domestic breeding of macaws and cockatoos

sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it

snackmosphere - the 95% air inside bags of potato chips

Snack Trek - the peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized

weelief - the feeling one gets upon spotting a rest stop on the interstate