What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
>>>>>-------- The information went data way -------->
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
C:> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
C:> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Who's General Failure, & why's he reading my disk?
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
>>>>>-------- The information went data way -------->
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
C:> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
C:> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Who's General Failure, & why's he reading my disk?
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
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