FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER: It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER: It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
4 comments:
Cool man and that's all I can say.I love laughter because my surroundings are mostly gloomy. Keep livin' and keep laughin'. I hope u visit my blog and leave a few comments behind.
wow!!!!!!!u seem to know our species really well.......am actaully devatated becoz u are splashing our trade secrets over the net........anyway g8 work....truly appreciated by me...ps:A GIRL
wow!!!!!!!u seem to know our species really well.......am actaully devatated becoz u are splashing our trade secrets over the net........anyway g8 work....truly appreciated by me...ps:A GIRL
wow!!!!!!!u seem to know our species really well.......am actaully devatated becoz u are splashing our trade secrets over the net........anyway g8 work....truly appreciated by me...ps:A GIRL
Post a Comment