Confucious Said....

(An assortment of sayings from that great Chinese Philosopher “Confucious”.)

• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
• Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
• Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
• Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
• Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

(NB: I wonder how he guessed the first and last one back then.....)