You Might Be a Physics Student If

• you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
• you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
• you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
• you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
• you always do homework on Friday nights.
• you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
• you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
• you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
• you have a pet named after a scientist.
• you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
• you can translate English into binary.
• you can't remember what's behind the science-building door that says "Exit."
• you have to bring a jacket with you in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
• you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
• when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that, according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe.
• you assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
• you understood more than five of these indicators.
• you made a hard copy of this list and posted it on your door.