Why aren't you married

Comebacks to the age old question - "Why aren't you married yet?"

• You haven't asked yet.
• I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
• What? And spoil my great life?
• Because I just love hearing this question.
• It gives my mother something to live for.
• My fiance is awaiting parole.
• I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America.
• I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
• It didn't seem worth a blood test.
• I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
• I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
• What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
• I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
• Why aren't you thin?
• I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.