Computer Humor

• What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
• What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
• Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
• What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
• My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
• >>>>>-------- The information went data way -------->
• BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
• C:> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
• Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
• C:> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
• Who's General Failure, & why's he reading my disk?
• Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
• THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
• To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.