* Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
* Bar-be-que (bar*bee*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".
* Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
* Clothes Dryer (cloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
* Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
* Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
* Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
* Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend a half hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
* Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.
* Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space---if he goes in, he isn't coming out any time soon.
* Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
* Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
* Bar-be-que (bar*bee*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".
* Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
* Clothes Dryer (cloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
* Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
* Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
* Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
* Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend a half hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
* Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.
* Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space---if he goes in, he isn't coming out any time soon.
* Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
* Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
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