9. "Lo-cal Salad" consists of shredded straws and napkins.
8. Walls are covered in whimsically framed health code violations.
7. It's a dollar extra if you want your milk shake boneless.
6. Coffee isn't bottomless, but the busboy is.
5. Take-out delivery involves your address and a giant slingshot.
4. All you hear from the kitchen is, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty".
3. Only dessert option is a packet of Sweet 'N Low.
2. The chef just washed his hands...in your french onion soup.
1. Waiter asks you to touch his riblets.
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"Top Ten Signs You're Reading A Horrible Blog"
10. Blog is titled 'Humour' and it's not even funny.
9. Blonde jokes? Please...
8. Posted pics that give you a headache.
7. Posted pic of blogger with a face that only a mother could love.
6. Blog writer has 6 different blogs and they all suck.
5. Blog writer posts jokes that are old and tired.
4. Blog writer posts about Applebee's and he's never even been to one.
3. Makes jokes about outsourcing/offshoring the President.
2. Blog writer has no girlfriend (and wouldn't know what to do with one if he did).
1. Blog writer has no sense of humor.
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