Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going To Fail
* Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
* If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.
* Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
* On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
* Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
* Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
* Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
* Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
* Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
* After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
* Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
* Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
* If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.
* Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
* On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
* Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
* Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
* Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
* Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
* Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
* After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
* Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
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