1. Boss is always right.
2. Boss is never late in the office, perhaps his presence is required somewhere else.
3. Boss never sleeps in the office, he is resting.
4. Boss never flirts with his secretary, he is educating her.
5. Boss never apple-polishes his boss, he is updating him.
6. Boss never submits false vouchers, he is saving the tax by providing entries in the expense account.
7. Boss never reads newspapers in the office, he is keeping himself updated.
8. Boss never fires his subordinates he is trying to improve their performance.
9. Boss never drinks he quenches his thirst.
10. Those who don't agree with any of the above statements please refer to point no. 1.
By Order
Boss.
(Note: This is my 200th post on this blog. Hope to see the tempo going.)
2. Boss is never late in the office, perhaps his presence is required somewhere else.
3. Boss never sleeps in the office, he is resting.
4. Boss never flirts with his secretary, he is educating her.
5. Boss never apple-polishes his boss, he is updating him.
6. Boss never submits false vouchers, he is saving the tax by providing entries in the expense account.
7. Boss never reads newspapers in the office, he is keeping himself updated.
8. Boss never fires his subordinates he is trying to improve their performance.
9. Boss never drinks he quenches his thirst.
10. Those who don't agree with any of the above statements please refer to point no. 1.
By Order
Boss.
(Note: This is my 200th post on this blog. Hope to see the tempo going.)
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