Friday, September 30, 2005

Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear

1. The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."

2. The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax forms."

3. Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-- you can't lose."

4. Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the market is just a minor correction."

5. Your physician says: "You're in great shape--you'll live to be 100!"

6. Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly go wrong."

7. Your best friend says: "Trust me--I'll never tell a soul."

8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:"Even a child can do it."

9. Your colleagues say: "We're behind you 100%--we'll back you up."

10. Someone giving you directions says:"You can't miss it."

11. The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."

12. A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations! You're an instant winner!"

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