Q: What do you call an Indian Girl with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an Indian girl, and a good looking Indian girl are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The Indian Girl. Why? There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a good looking Indian girl.
Q: How do you drown an Indian girl?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What do Indian girls and dog poop have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: How do you get an Indian girl to marry you?
A: Tell here your a doctor.
Q: What is the difference between an Indian girl and jello?
A: Jello moves when you eat it.
Q: What an Indian girls ideal house?
A: One with no kitchen and bedroom
Q: What is the difference between a good looking Indian girl and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a good looking Indian girl?
A: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: Why do Indian girls have legs?
A1: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A2: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: How do you get an Indian girl to laugh at a joke on Friday ?
A: Tell it to her on Monday.
Q: What can strike an Indian girl without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Indian girls?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: what do you call an Indian girl with 2 brain cells?
A: pregnant
Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?
Q: How do you confuse an Indian girl?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Did you here about the Indian girl who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What do you call an Indian girl in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why should Indian girls not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do Indian girls work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What do you say to a Indian girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: How many Indian girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's the difference between trash and a Indians girl?
A: Trash get picked up at least once.
Q: Why did the Indian girl only change her baby's diapers monthly?
A: The box said "For 20 pounds."
Q: How did the Indian girl try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why was the Indian girl proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
A: The box said "2-4 years."
Q: How does an Indian girl high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: What's the difference between a Indian girl and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What's a Indian girls favorite wine?
A: Dadddddy I waaaannnnt to go to Maaaimmmi
Q: What did the Indian girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What did the Indian girl say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: How do Indian girls braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why didn't the Indian girl want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road.
R: I don't know. A: neither did she.
Q: What do you get when you offer an Indian girl a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Three Indian girls were walking along the beach and one stubbed here toe on a bottle, they wanted to see what was inside so they opened it and out poped a genie. He was grateful for letting him out so he decided to grant them all one wish each. The first Indian girl said she wanted to be smart. so the genie made here smart. The second girl said that she wanted to be smarter than the first girl, so the genie gave her unbounded though. The third girl saw what happened to the other two and wanted to be smarter than both of the previous girls. The genie said that was the easiest wish of them all he turned her into an Indian Guy.
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