Friday, August 19, 2005

Bumper Stickers

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog...Dorothy

* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW..

* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

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