Friday, August 12, 2005

Ways to Tell If You Have PMS

* Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

* You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

* The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

* Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

* You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-###-####.

* Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

* Inanimate objects get on your nerves.

* You're counting down the days until menopause.

* You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

* The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

* You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt. While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.

* You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.

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