* Sign on road: 'MEN SHOULD BE WORKING.'
* Sign in shoe shop window: 'COME IN AND HAVE A GOOD FIT.'
* Sign at soft drink stand: 'THIRST COME; THIRST SERVED.'
* Sign in a barber shop: 'I TRIM EVERYONE.'
* Billboard on road: 'BELT YOUR FAMILY AND SAVE THEIR LIVES.'
* On a tombstone: 'I EXPECTED THIS BUT NOT QUITE YET.'
* Sign on a bench: 'WET PAINT. WATCH IT OR WEAR IT.'
* Sign on a garage: 'DON'T SMOKE AROUND THE GASOLINE TANK. IF YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING, GASOLINE IS!'
* In a shoe shop: 'ONE SHOE SHINED FREE.' and 'WE SAVE SOLES.'
* Merchandise wanted ad: 'PIANO WANTED BY LADY WITH MAHOGANY LEG.'
* Sign in shoe shop window: 'COME IN AND HAVE A GOOD FIT.'
* Sign at soft drink stand: 'THIRST COME; THIRST SERVED.'
* Sign in a barber shop: 'I TRIM EVERYONE.'
* Billboard on road: 'BELT YOUR FAMILY AND SAVE THEIR LIVES.'
* On a tombstone: 'I EXPECTED THIS BUT NOT QUITE YET.'
* Sign on a bench: 'WET PAINT. WATCH IT OR WEAR IT.'
* Sign on a garage: 'DON'T SMOKE AROUND THE GASOLINE TANK. IF YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING, GASOLINE IS!'
* In a shoe shop: 'ONE SHOE SHINED FREE.' and 'WE SAVE SOLES.'
* Merchandise wanted ad: 'PIANO WANTED BY LADY WITH MAHOGANY LEG.'
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