ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM - What doctors do when patients die.
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CAUTERIZE - Made eye contact with her
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COLIC - A sheep dog
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister
D & C - Where Washington is.
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - couple in jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
FECES - nasty countenance
FESTER - Quicker than someone else
FIBULA - A small lie
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
GENITAL - Non-Jewish person
G.I. SERIES - World Series of military baseball
GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile
HANGNAIL - What you hang your coat on
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MEDICAL STAFF - A Doctor's cane
MENOPAUSE - I no wait
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
MORBID - A higher offer than I bid
NITRATES - Cheaper than day rates
NODE - Was aware of
OBESITY - city of Obese
OUTPATIENT - A person who has fainted
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PAP SMEAR - A fatherhood test
PELVIS - Second cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE - A letter carrier
PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
RECOVERY ROOM - Place to do upholstery
RECTUM - Darn near killed him
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
RUPTURE - ecstasy
SECRETION - hiding anything
SEIZURE - Roman emperor
SEMEN - sailors
SERUM - sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"
TABLET - small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS - Getting sick at the Bus Station
TUMOR - More than one
URINE - Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE - Near by/close by
VEIN - Conceited
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