Friday, July 22, 2005

Good Definitions

ANTIBODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

BARIUM - What doctors do when patients die.

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CAUTERIZE - Made eye contact with her

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COLIC - A sheep dog

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse

CYST - short for sister

D & C - Where Washington is.

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British princess

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work

FECES - nasty countenance

FESTER - Quicker than someone else

FIBULA - A small lie

GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

GENITAL - Non-Jewish person

G.I. SERIES - World Series of military baseball

GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile

HANGNAIL - What you hang your coat on

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MEDICAL STAFF - A Doctor's cane

MENOPAUSE - I no wait

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

MORBID - A higher offer than I bid

NITRATES - Cheaper than day rates

NODE - Was aware of

OBESITY - city of Obese

OUTPATIENT - A person who has fainted

PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

PAP SMEAR - A fatherhood test

PELVIS - Second cousin to Elvis

POST OPERATIVE - A letter carrier

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

PUS - small cat

RECOVERY ROOM - Place to do upholstery

RECTUM - Darn near killed him

RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

RUPTURE - ecstasy

SECRETION - hiding anything

SEIZURE - Roman emperor

SEMEN - sailors

SERUM - sailors drink

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"

TABLET - small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS - Getting sick at the Bus Station

TUMOR - More than one

URINE - Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE - Near by/close by

VEIN - Conceited

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