Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Perfect Worker

1 Rohit , my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Rohit works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Rohit never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Rohit is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Rohit can be
10 classed as a high caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Rohit be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.



Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the above report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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