Engineering....The Untold Truth

An Engineer's 10 Commandments of Life

1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them, confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

Some Basic Definitions:
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that title.

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback.

Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignemtns & genral TP.

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )

Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment,and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings. from the girls of course...).

The Truth about exams:
Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u slog with submisisons & exams

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear
Ek Din, OH-HO,
Mann me
hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum hoge all clear ek din

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !

Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!