Saturday, June 11, 2005

Prison Vs. Work

IN PRISON...

you spend the majoity of your time in an 8X10 cell.
you get three meals a day (free).
you get time off for good behavior.
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
you can watch TV and play games.
you get your own toilet.
they allow your family and friends to visit.
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
you have to share.
You can not even speak to your family and friends.
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

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