Marry Me...Management Concepts

Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to herand say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to herand get her telephone number. The next day you call and say"Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me."That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get upand straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,"You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,"I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife! That's competition eating into your market share.