1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coatedwith grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.
3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged tone.
4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for workbecause you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flattyre.
5. O'Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you haveleft will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meetingsomeone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want tobe seen with.
8. Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will.
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
10. Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthestfrom the aisle arrive last.
11. Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.
12. Howden's Law: You remember you have to mail a letter only whenyour mailbox is full.
13. Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.
3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged tone.
4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for workbecause you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flattyre.
5. O'Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you haveleft will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meetingsomeone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want tobe seen with.
8. Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will.
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
10. Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthestfrom the aisle arrive last.
11. Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.
12. Howden's Law: You remember you have to mail a letter only whenyour mailbox is full.
13. Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
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Great laws!
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