Some Poor PJs

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart &

I got Heart Attack .


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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.


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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.


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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !


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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

Still he was in jail.......why?

Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !


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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"


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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"


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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?


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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

Iike u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.


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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !